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Author I karate chopped a goat in your bathroom because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Riviat
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Location: UK
Joined: 14.07.05
Posted on Apr 01 2009 12:15
Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!
Author RE: I karate chopped a goat in your bathroom because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Saude
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Posts: 7
Location: Alberta, Canada
Joined: 09.10.07
Posted on Apr 01 2009 16:30
I kicked a stuffed animal in your bathroom because that's how I roll.




Author RE: I karate chopped a goat in your bathroom because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Zahri
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Joined: 22.11.06
Posted on Apr 01 2009 23:26
I am not sure mine is something I want to be posting online.

Oh, what the heck!

I licked a fireman in a hole because I'M AWESOME!
http://www.angelfire.com/journal2/avatar
Author RE: I karate chopped a goat in your bathroom because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Loxias
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Posts: 4
Location: Brampton, Ontario, Canada
Joined: 31.03.09
Posted on Apr 01 2009 23:47
I danced with a gangster in your bathroom because I can't control myself!

I actually am wearing a shirt, but have no eyesight to see what colour it is
Author RE: I karate chopped a goat in your bathroom because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Trevaine
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Posts: 14
Location: Australia
Joined: 10.03.08
Posted on Apr 02 2009 00:42
I jumped on a fireman in a hole because someone offered me $1,000,000.
Author RE: I karate chopped a goat in your bathroom because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Saude
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Posts: 7
Location: Alberta, Canada
Joined: 09.10.07
Posted on Apr 02 2009 02:26
Zahri wrote:
I am not sure mine is something I want to be posting online.

Oh, what the heck!

I licked a fireman in a hole because I'M AWESOME!

Oh dear, that's rather unfortunate..


Author RE: I karate chopped a goat in your bathroom because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Slowdraw
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Joined: 08.03.09
Posted on Apr 02 2009 02:43
Mine doesn't really work.
I did the Macarena with a homeless guy sliding down a hill because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

My nephew, on the other hand, gets:
I smelled your mom in line at the bank because I can't control myself!

which I think rivals licking a fireman.
Author RE: I karate chopped a goat in your bathroom because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Hylaeus
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Posts: 23
Location: Adelaide, South Australia
Joined: 22.01.07
Posted on Apr 02 2009 07:24
I ran over my brother Riding a Motorcycle because I think I need some serious help.

How appropriate


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Author RE: I karate chopped a goat in your bathroom because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Anessa
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Location: Nehalem Oregon
Joined: 22.03.06
Posted on Apr 04 2009 16:30
I had lunch with a baseball bat riding a motorcycle because that's how I roll.

oh yeah.. tht's me.. lol



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Author RE: I karate chopped a goat in your bathroom because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Gnaffle
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Joined: 12.03.09
Posted on Apr 06 2009 14:42
I karate chopped my science teacher Riding a Motorcycle because I'm cool like that!

oh yah!
Author RE: I karate chopped a goat in your bathroom because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Malaclypse
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Joined: 08.09.07
Posted on Apr 15 2009 09:16
I sang to an iPod at the dinner table because I'm sexy and I do want I want.
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Kasab
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Joined: 24.10.07
Posted on Apr 30 2009 17:22
Mine wins and is soooooooo true..I think

I did the Macrena with a banana in a hole because I can't control myself!

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